I have a pesky spider that will not leave me alone.
He’s invaded every space that’s within my little home.
His webs are in my face each morn when I leave my bed.
They’re in my mouth, my ears and bear that I call ol’ Ted.
I found them in the covers, but I don’t know how come,
He found a way to web the bedpost where I stash my gum.
I asked for help the other day to chase it from my room.
We cleaned and swept only to find its webbery did resume.
I may seem tired of trying and you’re right would be my guess.
I cannot seem to squash this little bug, nevertheless.
So I will have to ponder about what I will do next.
I feel I’m overpowered, alas, a little vexed.
Perhaps I shall observe him, stare quiet as a mouse,
Or maybe just give up and build for him a little house!